

This review contains spoilers for the plot of Thor: Love & Thunder
It took me three tries to watch Thor: Love and Thunder in the waking nightmare that is the Covid/Monkeypox pandemic era. The two screenings I attempted to attend, full of people wearing Thor’s viking helmet but no masks over their noses and mouths, may very well be my villain origin story.
On opening day, I climbed the stairs to the top of Hollywood’s regal and expansive El Capitan theater in the middle of the afternoon and sat in the middle of the very last row in what felt like acres away from the sparse (but still unmasked?!!) crowd of moviegoers, and watched til the end of the credits, disappointed by the journey.
That is to say, I can relate to the movie’s villain, Gorr.
The film begins with Gorr (Christian Bale) and his young daughter, the last survivors of their people, trekking through the desert, desperate, wounded, starving. Gorr’s daughter dies on the journey and a distraught Gorr unwittingly stumbles into the valley of his people’s god. A devout worshiper despite the total annihilation of his people and his daughter, Gorr bows before his god and begs for answers for his people’s destruction. The god, gorging himself on fruit in the lap of luxury, is dismissive, even laughing at Gorr and his people’s fate. “The gods will use you but they will not help you,” Gorr learns firsthand. The Necrosword, the only weapon strong enough to kill gods, chooses Gorr for its mission, and in grasping the Necrosword and murdering his god, Gorr the God Butcher is born.
So, yeah, in a pandemic, where 6.4 million people have been disappeared by a deadly virus, due in large part to the incompetence, greed, and apathy of the people in power, I’d say Gorr the God Butcher is a villain for our times. And Bale plays the role with heartbreaking sincerity. But a successfully told story needs more than timely themes and great acting.
Co-written and directed by Taika Waititi, Thor: Love and Thunder is like watching a bunch of unrelated plot lines swirling around in a blender without enough water to make it stick. There are at least three beginnings to the film before the plot gets moving. And after slogging through recycled gags and tedious exposition via voice over narration from the Kronian warrior Korg, played by Waititi, it becomes obvious that this is a director who loves the sound of his own voice. But what he’s trying to say with all. those. words. is much less clear.
In Gorr’s first battle against Thor (Chris Hemsworth), The Mighty Thor (Natalie Portman’s Jane) and Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson), Gorr starts losing badly and decides instead to kidnap the children of New Asgard to lure Thor and his ax, Stormbreaker, into a trap. Gorr keeps the children in cages and then Thor makes a “kids in a cage” joke. Is this supposed to be some commentary on the inhumane caging of children happening at the US border? If so, what’s the joke?
In a particularly disturbing scene during the movie’s climax, Thor ventures alone into the shadow realm and imbues the kidnapped children with the powers of Thor (on a temporary basis) so they can fight off the shadow monsters while he fights Gorr. The children’s eyes glow and electricity shoots from their fingers as they kill the monsters. In a truly unhinged moment, a child screams in delight as she swings around her teddy bear (also possessed with the powers of Thor) to kill a bunch of shadow monsters. I suppose that was meant to be funny too.
Just before Thor gave those children superpowers to kill, it looked like he was praying over them, like many in America pray over their kids before sending them out into a world where they can be gunned down in school, at a parade, or by police. But instead of a forcefield or some kind of hedge of protection, Thor empowers them to kill and we in the audience are supposed to cheer at their violence.
In one of the film’s many beginnings detailing the life of Thor, we see Thor as an infant, strapped to his mother’s chest as she swan dives into the heat of battle, an exhilarated Baby Thor screaming along in delight. The film ends with the kidnapped children reunited with their families in New Asgard and happily training for their next battle. But Waititi doesn’t seem to grasp that this is a really bad thing! On the contrary, the future of New Asgard, Thor says, is now secured.
I guess, instead of ending the harm against children, the solution is to teach them to kill. For an America that sells bulletproof backpacks, refuses to ban assault weapons, and lets the military recruit for its ranks on school grounds, this is the superhero movie we deserve.
It’s not all terrible. There are a few laugh out loud moments and as many nods and winks at the existence of queerness that Disney would allow. And Portman’s Jane/The Mighty Thor and her terminal cancer journey are the compelling heart of the film, though her waning mortality seems to only be a device to speed up Thor's growth into an adult who knows how to love. But, I’mma be honest: I came to see King Valkyrie licking a sword and I blinked at the wrong time during a crucial fight scene and I missed it. In fact, King Valkyrie is MIA far too often for my taste. When she’s not on the screen, I just want to know where she is. When she is on screen, I want to know why she’s not doing, saying, being more. Show us Valkyrie's lesbian love story or at least show her meeting Africans in the Diaspora and learning what box braids are, you cowards!
Who Taught Valkyrie about box braids?? Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie in Thor: Love & ThunderMarvel / Disney
As soon as Thor arrives in New Asgard, King Valkyrie all but relinquishes control to him, deferring to his incessant need for spot-light stealing and speech-making in the wake of New Asgard’s children being stolen. For the climax battle, King Valkyrie is out of commission, bested by Gorr the God Butcher with Zeus’ lightning bolt. Instead, Jane gets the triumphant moment to save Thor, on King Valkyrie's faithful Pegasus steed, no less. After her star turn in the much better, actually revolutionary Thor: Ragnarok, (there was a revolution of the enslaved! The imperialist empire of old Asgard was destroyed!) it’s even more obvious how wasted Thompson’s talents were here to make room for Jane and Thor’s love story.
And cool, the main message is that Thor chose his love for Jane over vengeance and fighting. But the moment Jane succumbs to cancer, turns to gold dust, and floats away to Vallahar to rest with Asgard’s other dead gods, Thor just gets right back to fighting and war.
The final (pre-credits) scene is of Thor and his newly adopted goddess-preteen Love (Gorr’s resurrected daughter) diving into battle, side by side, mirroring his own introduction into battle as an infant with his mom. But in a world where even god-children can’t just be kids and grow up in peace, what is there to love?
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Featured Image by Marvel / Disney'He Said, She Said': Love Stories Put To The Test At A Weekend For Love
At the A Weekend For Love retreat, we sat down with four couples to explore their love stories in a playful but revealing way with #HeSaidSheSaid. From first encounters to life-changing moments, we tested their memories to see if their versions of events aligned—because, as they say, every story has three sides: his, hers, and the truth.
Do these couples remember their love stories the same way? Press play to find out.
Episode 1: Indira & Desmond – Love Across the Miles
They say distance makes the heart grow fonder, but for Indira & Desmond, love made it stronger. Every mile apart deepened their bond, reinforcing the unshakable foundation of their relationship. From their first "I love you" to the moment they knew they had found home in each other, their journey is a beautiful testament to the endurance of true love.
Episode 2: Jay & Tia – A Love Story Straight Out of a Rom-Com
If Hollywood is looking for its next Black love story, they need to take notes from Jay & Tia. Their journey—from an awkward first date to navigating careers, parenthood, and personal growth—proves that love is not just about romance but also resilience. Their story is full of laughter, challenges, and, most importantly, a love that stands the test of time.
Episode 3: Larencia & Mykel – Through the Highs and Lows
A date night with police helicopters overhead? Now that’s a story! Larencia & Mykel have faced unexpected surprises, major life changes, and 14 years of choosing each other every single day. But after all this time, do they actually remember things the same way? Their episode is sure to bring some eye-opening revelations and a lot of laughs.
Episode 4: Soy & Osei – A Love Aligned in Purpose
From a chance meeting at the front door to 15 years of unwavering love, faith, and growth, Soy & Osei prove that when two souls are aligned in love and purpose, nothing can shake their foundation. Their journey is a powerful reminder that true love is built on mutual support, shared values, and a deep connection that only strengthens with time.
Each of these couples has a unique and inspiring story to tell, but do their memories match up? Watch #HeSaidSheSaid to find out!
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From Dull To Dewy: These Spring Skincare Tweaks Make All The Difference
Spring cleaning isn’t just for your home, it can also apply to your skin.
When transitioning from the cold winter to the warm spring, your skin may require a different skincare routine such as lighter creams or overall less product. Brianna Kelly recently opened up B Beautiful Medical Spa in Atlanta, GA over the weekend and she shared with xoNecole about her skincare journey and how to treat your skin when the seasons change.
On her skincare journey.
"Yeah, so at the time, I would say mid-20s to late 20s, I was very self-conscious about my pore size, and I always used to feel like when I was talking to people, people were staring at my pores. So I was trying to find different skincare treatments. I also tried microneedling and some laser treatments as well, to try to address my pore size and the texture of my skin. I even went as far as traveling to different states to see different experts in the field for that.
"Over time, just maintenance with facials and premium skincare, I started to feel confident and better about how my skin was looking."
On the treatments her spa offers.
"We have all esthetic services, microneedling, microdermabrasion. We have chemical pills. We'll be doing some Botox and fillers, some lip injections, some IV hydration as well. And of course, we are going to be specializing in facials. From our seven-step classic facial to our 10-step everything beautiful facial."
On transitioning from winter to spring skincare.
"Moving into the spring from the winter time, I would definitely say, make sure you're using the right products. A lot of times we shouldn't be using the same products that we use in the winter, in the spring, or in the summer. You may want to get a different cleanser, or you may want to switch to a lighter moisturizer.
"You also want to make sure you have a good SPF to protect you from any sun damage now that we’re gonna be outside a little more during the spring and the summer, so I would definitely say focusing on making sure you're using the right products. Treat yourself to a facial. Get a good facial that exfoliates the skin, getting rid of all of those dead skin cells that you may have accumulated during the winter, and most importantly, make sure you're hydrating, drinking water, [and] maintaining a healthy, balanced diet."
"Moving into the spring from the winter time, make sure you're using the right products. A lot of times we shouldn't be using the same products that we use in the winter, in the spring, or in the summer. You may want to get a different cleanser, or you may want to switch to a lighter moisturizer."
On advice she would give others on their skincare journey.
"I would definitely advise them to see a professional. Definitely go to a spa and book a facial appointment with an expert aesthetician to get some feedback on the type of skin that they have, get recommendations for different products and treatments, and just [allow] a professional to address their concerns. What I noticed is that a lot of women are using the wrong products.
"They're going to the local CVS or local Walgreens, and getting products off the shelves and taking them home and using them. They're not really using the right product. So I would definitely say it's important to consult with an expert first to give you some sort of guidance on what to be using on your skin."
For more information, follow B Beautiful Medical Spa on Instagram @bbeautifulmedicalspa.
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