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69 or soixante-neuf (in the language of love, French) evolves with age. It's like a fine wine in that way — it gets better with time. When you first give it a go in your late teens/early 20s, it's more of an insurance policy that both parties get where they want to be before the f*cking. Straight like that, because there's nothing sexy about it.
As time goes on, and with the right person, it becomes a dance of seduction in the way that it tickles and teases you until you succumb to the pleasure. Seriously, I don't even know if I can make it completely through a good sixty-nine sesh without cutting it short and begging for the dick (yes, I will shamelessly beg and grovel). If you can both somehow finish in sixty-nine, then congratulations because you've mastered the art of multi-tasking and can do so through anything, but not I.
That said, I'm not one for routine and easily find boredom in the monotony of certain sex positions and, really, this is most of us. Yeah, let's not front like we're all buying this month's Cosmo for the horoscope and fashion tips — it's for the spicy updates on classic sex positions. Well, save your coin, sis! I've got you with 7 modifications to sixty-nine that will have you coming back begging me for more — more positions, that is.
The Golden Gate
If you're anything like me, you hate-hate-hate when there's an article on sex positions and they have an unspoken prerequisite of circus acrobatics to execute them. I purposely avoided that because, who has time? While Golden Gate requires you to be a little limber, it's not an impossible contort for the average aging body. To get the ball rolling, your guy will need to lay on his back and bend his knees, keeping his feet planted on the surface. You will also get on your knees, placing yourself over his mouth. Once you feel secure, do a slight back bend and plant your hands on each side of his waist. If you find that balancing is easy, you can one hand it to grab his dick but if not, maybe ask him for a lifeline?
▲Speaker
Didn't take long to figure out why this one is titled "Speaker," as you really are speaking into the mic. This a very subtle variant of the classic sixty-nine, but it made the cut because the careful positioning allows for you and your partner to pull one another in more closely for an intense round of sixty-nine. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am! So, here's how it goes: lie on your back with your knees slightly bent. When your man climbs on top, he will straddle your face with his knees slightly bent — grabbing the back of your thighs. You can place your hands on his butt.
▲Book
For someone who likes to be in control when it comes to oral sex, Book ensures you're on top and able to maintain that sense of control. Have your guy lay on his back, legs slightly parted but nothing serious. Straddle his chest and lean into the position. My favorite part about this position is that you can turn things up with a little ass smacking, if you're into that.
▲Snake
For the wild adventurer in you, I thought you might like to try this one. Beware: it does require some upper body strength, stamina, and maybe strategic breathing. Start by sitting on his neck/chest area with your feet facing his head. Holding you, he should stand slightly parting his legs, and slowly lower you. Turn your head to the side, hold onto his leg with one hand for support, and use the other to grab his dick. His hands should be securing your torso and lower back/butt area as he dives in.
▲The Faceoff
Faceoff is the doggystyle of sixty-nine. Have your partner sit on the bed in a relaxed straddle, while you stand facing toward his feet and staddle your feet around his hips. Once you've got that balancing act worked out, bend over holding onto the bed, allow him to hold your waist (for extra security) and take in the view.
▲Yin-Yang
Yin-Yang, true to fashion, delivers a soft and hard touch. It provides greater access to the booty for both parties and places you at a great angle for sucking the balls — take advantage of that. To achieve this pose, lie on your back, stick your legs straight in the air, grab your ankles (or wherever you can reach), and straddle your legs as far apart as they'll go. Your partner will then position themselves over your face on straddled knees, leaning their face into your vagina, and finally lifting up and hugging your lower back. Hold this and go to work on one another.
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